Come, come, come, a lady. Hello, come a podcast, come a podcast, yeah that's right.

Come one, come all to the Harland Highway Podcast. You have arrived. I am here to guide you down the road.

My name is Harlan Williams and this is my podcast and you are on it glad to have you here all kinds of stuff to talk about today

we're gonna be talking about jewelry do you wear it Do you wear too much of it? Do you, what do you wear it for? What

are your motives, your jewelry motives? We're going to get into the art of telling jokes, okay? Some people just have

this recipe for joke telling that I can't stand. We're going to talk about it. And stand we're going to talk about it.

And then we're going to get into something a little more sexy.

Sex, we're going to talk about sexual sense.

And when I don't, when I say sense, I don't mean your mind, I mean

smells. A lot of smells going on during sex. We're going to get into that. And

we're going to talk about your mouth. Are you a potty mouth? Do you swear?

Do you swear you don't swear? Well, we're going to be talking about if you swear too much, and when is swearing appropriate and not appropriate.

How about right now?

You are on the GD, Harland Highway!

Welcome to the Harland Highway. Highway You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

Man, keep it going.

Love the show. You're all area.

My blanket, my real blanket, give me my blue blanket.

Fasten your seat.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

It's the Holland Highway.

Have you checked the children?

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