The long and winding podcast takes me back to the Holland Highway.

Yep, little Beatles to start the show.

But the way I sing, maybe more like a dung beetle.

Um, why are you criticizing yourself right out of the gate, Harland?

You deserved it. Um, well, criticizing yourself right out of the gate, Harlan.

You deserved it.

Um, welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I'm Harlan Williams, and yes, we are gonna be talking about Stingray Pizza. I'll leave it right there. Stingray Pizza today.

My gardener, Senor Fuentes drops by, I don't know why, but he does. We're going to be talking about a brand new computer that's

coming out that will just amaze you. The technology is getting creepier, but yet I love it at the same time.

I'm going to do something different. It's something I tried once before. I'm going to be reading a poem,

which is a little awkward for me. I'll explain when we get there,

but I hope you dig it. Let's see what's

we're also going to be talking about something that's disgusting

that ladies you are not privy to it's something that happens in the men's

restroom bathroom bathroom washroom whatever you want to call it.

It is dirty, it is grimy, I'm exposing it, and I'm exposing myself right here on the

Harlan Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway! You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

Man, keep it going.

Love the show. You're all airy.

My blanket, my blue blanket, give me my blue blanket.

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