Well, shiver me timbers and call me Uncle Milkshake.

Um, welcome to the Harlan Highway, every bloody.

I mean, everybody.

It is me, your host Williams. Thank you for joining us and I really mean that. Thank you with a capital TH okay

and to reward you for your patronage

uh... guess what today we going to have a really long analysis. I call it

Sheenalysis of Charlie Sheen. We're going to break down some of his

rantings and I don't know I might be the only guy in town

that kind of thinks what some of the stuff Charlie is saying is actually kind of cool and insightful and has merit.

Not necessarily defending his actions but maybe defending some of his outlooks and his philosophy on things.

We're also going to be talking about massages for men,

for people in general.

We have a fun little St. Patty's Day visitor showing up at the studio today

as we get ready for St. Patrick's Day coming up.

And then sadly it's Friday and I have to talk to Dr. Ascot

which is a pain in the leprocon but nonetheless you are on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Hi, I'm Chuck, you want to play.

Please go away and leave me alone.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

Man, keep it going, love the show.

You're hilarious.

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