Mm-hmm. That's right. Mm-hmm. That's right. You on a hauling highway, baby.

What the hell voice was that? What am I like, I don don't know it felt like a big big black

lady on our porch watching traffic go by I don't know that's right baby

idiot

uh... welcome to the harlan iway

very weird start but

it's a very weird show so it all goes together I guess my apologies if you are a big

black lady who happens to be standing on her porch. But what a show. We're going to be talking about babies today.

Anyone out there have a baby? Mm-hmm. We're going to be discussing babies and not just babies but the miracle of birth. It might get a little controversial. Some of the things I have to say. I'm not good with the whole birthing thing.

So see what you think.

We're going to be getting into scents.

And I don't mean money.

I mean everything seems to be scented these days. Something unusual today, I'm doing something I've never done on the

show before. You might think of me as a wuss or you might like it. It's kind of

weird and it's different. We're going to have people

calling in today, all kinds of stuff. You know how it goes right here on the Harlan

Highway! Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Hi, I'm Chuck, you want to play.

Please go away and leave me alone.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

Man, keep it going.

Love the show.

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