Hello everybody are you doing then you're right good well put on your seatbelt let's go you're on the

island highway no you're not in London England England. You're right here. In the middle of the road, rolling down

the Harlan Highway with me, your host, Harlan Williams. Ah, thank you so very much for being here. So sexy, so very sexy.

What are we talking about today? God, this is disturbing. I got a news story here for you today about somebody who was texting

and wasn't watching where they were going and wait here where they ended up and what happened and how they want to blame the rest of the world for it.

Great story. We're going to be talking about Noah's Arc. If it all went down again, who would be on the ark?

Hmm. Would you? I don't know.

We've got a kid coming in to do an American Idol song. I guess he's trying to make the cut so the producers have him coming in here.

We're going to be talking about the phenomenon known as American Idol.

It's Friday, Dr. Ascot, we'll be lurking around,

you know, so that doesn't make me happy. But the rest of the show does, and I hope

it makes you happy too, because you're right here on the Harlan! Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Hi, I'm Chuck we want to play.

Please go away and leave me alone.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

Man, keep it going.

Love the show.

You're all area.

My blanket, my blue blanket, give me my blue blanket.

Passin your seat.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

It's the Holland Highway.

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