Take me home tonight. I just want to be your podcast till the moaning light.

Take me home tonight. No, take me home every night. night yeah every night that we're on the air which is

Monday Wednesday and Friday take me home listen to me and then kick me out with a cigarette in my mouth.

Welcome everybody to the Harland Highway.

I am Harland Williams, purveyor of the highway.

And what a show we have for you today.

We're gonna be talking about Pulp.

What, that's not a good topic, Pulp? That's not how I should start the show, enticing you with Pulp?

Hmm, a lot of silence after I say, Pulp.

But we got other stuff.

We're going to be talking about the opening of another season of American Idol.

We're going to be talking about the fate of bookstores. Are they becoming a thing of the past?

We're going to be talking about driving distractions. How easily do you get distracted when you're driving?

We've got a great comedian Sean Tweedley coming in to give us some merriment. We're going to be talking about timing in life, and are you good at math?

All I know is that laughter plus laughter equals the Harlan Highway! Welcome to the Harland Highway.

Hi, I'm Chuck, you want to play.

Please go away and leave me alone.

You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harlan Highway.

Man, keep it going.

Love the shell. You're hilarious.

My blanket, my blue blanket, give me my blue blanket.

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