Roxanne, put on your podcast, okay, no, no, just wrong. I don't have time for a song this today on today's probably. We got too much stuff.

Okay, we're covering a whole spectrum of topics today.

So I got a cut to the chase. We're going to be talking about phoning people.

You ever phone the wrong number or get the wrong person phoning you?

And how it becomes a match of wits?

We're going to be talking about cows stranded in snow. That's important.

I'm going to be delving into charities. You know, I'm going to be talking about the authenticity and the sincerity of various charities are they real are they fake are we being manipulated

I'm going to get into home security have you ever been Rob? We're going to be talking about that.

I'm getting into football rules. There's one rule in football that I'm pissed at, and I got

to get off my chest. We're going to be talking about bull riding for God's sakes.

Have you ever ridden a ball? And then we're going to be getting into the Queen of England. What the hell is she doing?

Does anybody really need a Queen in this day and age? I mean good lord.

It seems a little outdated to me. I'll tell you one thing that's never outdated.

Yeah, you're on it. It's right here. It is.

The legendary Harland Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan. Highway! You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

You're going.

You're going.

You're going.

You're writing down. My blue blanket, my blue blanket, give me my blue blanket.

Bassen your seat.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

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