Can't you see me standing here? You know I got my back against the record machine.

Oh, go ahead and podcast.

Podcasts! Yeah, oh, wow, I should jump after, uh,

after that horrible rendition.

But don't jump away too quick. Come on give this podcast a chance won't you?

We got some good stuff to talk about man. We have a very unique strange police report coming in on this show.

We're going to be talking about how dirty or cell phone is.

Do you know that there's more bacteria on your cell phone

than just about anywhere else? Ah, Dr. Ascot's here today. It's my first visit

back with him since I almost got fired the last time.

We're going to be talking about smokers. Are you a stinky smelly smoker?

You might be, you probably are if you smoke we got some voicemails happening here some

wacky wild voicemails and then we're gonna be talking about kind of a mundane

thing that we all do that kind of puts us into a trance.

You'll be surprised to hear what it is, but it's something we all kind of do kind of an everyday thing but I hope this

podcast doesn't put you into a chance because it's the Harland Highway.

Yeah.

Welcome to the Harland Highway. Yeah.

Welcome to the Harland Highway. Hi, I'm Chuck, you want to play.

Please go away and leave me alone.

You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harlan Highway.

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