And that's why every podcast has its thorns.

Every podcast has a long, no, no, no, there's no thorns nothing's gonna prick you on this podcast it's gonna be

smooth effin sailing okay what a show we have? We're going to be talking about billboards, you might

think, what a boring topic, but wait a hear about the new spin on billboards and how they might affect your life.

Yeah, you better stick around for this.

We're gonna be talking about street lights

and the fun you can have with street lights.

And speaking of fun, we're going to be going to the Harlan Highway Celebrity Racetrack today,

back by popular demand.

I'm going to be doing a song for you folks.

We had a voicemail from a listener who actually liked my singing.

So I'm just either warning you or you know bail out now if you want but there will be a cheesy song and speaking of songs oh God my producer Roger is stupid kids coming back to do some more campfire songs. What a pain in the

ass. I gotta figure out how to end that, man. I just gotta stop it in its tracks because it sucks but this podcast doesn't

suck because it's the Harland Highway

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. Hi, I'm Chuck you want to play.

Please go away and leave me alone.

Few just made a wrong turn. On onto the Harlan Highway.

Man, keep it going.

Love the show.

You're hilarious.

My blanket, my blue blanket, give me my blue blanket.

Passin your seat.

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