Well, I'm running down the highway trying to loosen my load. I got seven podcasts on my mind.

One, yeah, yes, seven, no. I hope you don't have seven podcasts on your mind. I hope you only have one podcast on your mind. This one right here. You're on it. You're on the highway. The Harlan Highway. I'm Harlan Williams. Welcome everybody. What a show we have

today. We're going to be touching on some cool topics. We're going to be

talking about trust.

Have you been dicked over by your partner, your lover, your husband, your wife?

We're going to be talking about how that feels.

We're going to be talking about romance. I think someone's here to read

some romantic letters. I don't know how that's going to go. And then we're going to get

into something a little more morbid. We're going to be talking about CSI and the family experience and why people are drawn to these morbid shows.

We're going to be putting out a phone call to a local shoe

store to see if we can pick up some shoes and then we're going to switch gears and

we're going to start talking about butterflies.

We're just going to have a little chat about butterflies.

And then I'm going to hear from you,

because we got some of your voicemails coming in today. Boy people have things to say but don't

they always hear on the Harlan Highway! You just made a wrong turn. On the highway.

You just made a wrong turn.

Would you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan Highway. Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan

I'm Teddy Map Spin and I'm your friend.

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