Sister Christian know your time has come and you motoring.

Well, okay, no, you are motoring, my singing's not motoring, but you are motoring my singing's not motoring but you are motoring down guess where I think you know the answer unless this is your first time here hello

You're motoring down the Harland Highway. Hello, I'm Harlan Williams,

your host, your Hickory smoked host.

Yes, I stand in a Hickory smoke house

and let the smoke billow over me so that when I do these podcasts they have that

wonderful hickory scent. What the hell am I talking about? Okay, here we go. Today we are talking about some very important topics, but don't we always? We're talking about the loss of your cell phone.

Oh my God, how attached are we to our cell phones?

It's horrifying.

We're gonna go through that.

Something else that's horrifying, roller coasters, yeah yeah especially if you get stuck on one I got a

little story about that that'll chill your dingle buns we're gonna be talking about seatbelts. Is it possible seatbelts could kill you?

What? Hello? What? I'm going to get into that. I think we have a visitor coming by the studio today.

I won't say who and then I'm going to be talking about I went to a great concert

for a 1980s rocker legend. I loved it. I'm going to tell you all about it right now because here we go.

Ladies and gentlemen you are on the Harlan Highway! Way! turn. Would you kindly shut your mouth? On to the Harlan Highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan!

I'm Teddy Ruckspin and I'm your friend.

Riding down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy.

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