That's why every rose as it's dawn.

Every podcast sings a sad, sad,

yeah, I guess I am singing a sad, sad song because I can't sing and why I do it every week, I don't know.

Just a bad habit.

But hopefully the Harland Highway is a good habit in your mind.

I love having you here and I'll tell you why because I love doing these shows for you folks.

Hoping that brings a smile to your face, darling.

I didn't mean that for the guys, just the girls, darling.

Today we have some visitors to the show.

Dr. Ascot is here because it's Friday, moron.

I think we have another guy coming in I won't tell you who but you know stick around

we're gonna be talking about prisons we're gonna be talking about the death penalty and prison life.

We're going to be talking about drive-through regrets. There isn't a facet of the drive-through experience that is not fun and let's see if you've experienced it.

We're going to be talking about comas. Good Lord hope you never go into a coma and I've got a horror story for you that involves a taxi

So put on your seatbelt it's gonna get scary right here on the Harlan Highway. You just made a wrong turn.

You just made a wrong turn.

Will you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan Highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan!

I'm Teddy Max Penn and I'm your friend.

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