Hot Child in the City,

running wild and looking pretty.

Bawh, you are looking pretty because you are in the most beautiful place in the world.

You're right here on the Harland Highway.

Doesn't get any prettier than that.

Welcome everybody, so glad you're along for the ride today because what a show, what a show, what a show.

We're going to be talking today about the nature shows you see on TV, the survival nature shows.

Are you ready? Are you ready to survive? Do we even need these shows to survive? We're going to find out.

And speaking of survival, we're going to be talking about airbags and seat belts crucial to your survival when you're not lost in the woods.

You definitely need those to help prolong your life so you can listen to more and more of the Harlan Highway.

We're going to be talking about Harley-Davidson's and the damn noise they make, as well as you know other interesting motorcycle related things somehow death

ties into the whole conversation and I'm not talking about the accident

But we don't want you to die just yet.

You got to stay alive because right now it's time for the Harlan Highway.

I want to be your H-A-R-L-A-N-D because you're the only girl that I want to see.

I want to be your H-A-R-L-A-N-G.

Williams.

Williams.

I've got the side burns. I've got the side burns. I've got the chin.

Come on baby, pretty baby let me

Oh thank you

I've got the side burns

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