Roller coaster.

Say what?

Podcast.

Say what?

Say what.

No, no, no, no.

Being on a podcast is nowhere near like being on a roller coaster, although this

podcast may make you feel sick. That's the only similarity, but hopefully you don't throw up all over the

place because what a show we have today. We're talking about donuts. We're

talking about yeah everyone loves donuts right so that's going to be good we're talking about

Guys and girls who have you ever been a weekend trucker you ever been out in your pickup truck or your minivan

and suddenly you think you're a trucker?

We're gonna be talking about sidewalks.

There's something on the sidewalk that I got a beef with and you might have been

responsible for it so we're going to get into that. We're going to be talking about

students and bumper stickers. The correlation, you might figure it out, but we are going to be discussing that.

And of course, your friend, not my friend, Dr. Ascot my online therapist my in studio therapist will be here

Rather jump off the edge of a building but nonetheless I got to do it or I might get the pink slip

But you haven't got the pink slip we're clear to go right here on the Harlan Highway

first key's a crow, then he's my glue.

There's 20,000 beings in this single dude.

He entertains right from his brains.

...