Gonna find my baby gonna hold it tight gonna have a little podcast afternoon delight

right no no no no I do not want people having afternoon delight will they listen to my voice okay if

you're listening to my podcast with your loved one and you get the itch and

you start going at it please turn it turn my podcast off I don't

want to be your background music for you making whoopi I don't want my voice you

know permeating the airspace around your humping and dumping and plumping.

Ugh, let's just get right to it. Big show today. We're going to be talking about your pee.

Okay? Let me start right there. Yes, it's going to be a high brow show.

We're going to be talking about P.

We all do it, so why not talk about it, right?

We're going to be talking about pizza,

which also starts with a P, but it's something you eat.

I think our friend Eddie is going to be reaching out,

trying to get some people to party with them.

I do believe my annoying gardener, senior

Fuentes is going to be by. We're going to be dipping into the mailbag

and reading some of your letters you've been sending me at Harlem Williams. com and then later on I'm going to be doing an experiment

with some household cleaner right here

on the Harlan Highway. You just made a wrong turn.

On the highway.

You just made a wrong turn.

Will you kindly shut your mouth?

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