Hello is it you I'm podcasting to

Hello Lionel Ritchie what a bad idea what a horrible way to start the podcast so it can only get better from here right?

Okay good I'm glad you agree welcome I'm Harlan Williams You are on the Harlan Highway podcast beaming from planet Earth to galaxies

far, far, far away where we probably will be attacked by alien life forms once they

hear this but who cares let's have fun while we can today we're talking about a

man that might be able to stop an alien attack Superman.

You'll never guess in what context, in which context I will be talking about Superman you won't believe or I spotted Superman and I'm not even lying I spotted Superman. Okay? We're to be talking about toilet paper.

Some celebrities got a brilliant idea about toilet paper, I'll tell you all about that.

We're going to be talking about cats and cat nip have you ever seen a

cat cranked up on cat nip it is a sight to behold and of course it's Friday so Dr. Ascot will be here. I have to check in with him not looking forward to it and all sorts of fun surprises so enough chit chat let's go

folks you're on the Harlan highway You just made a wrong turn.

on the highway.

Would you kindly shut some mouth?

On to the Harlan highway.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan! I'm Teddy. It's lovely. lovely.

The Harland Highway.

I'm Teddy Rupspin and I'm your friend.

Riding down the Harlan

The Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy. This is Eddie, he wants to party, but they just hang up. Hello.

Hey, how's it going man?

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