Once upon the time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart.

Nothing I can do, it's a total podcast of the heart. Yeah, that's right. This is the total

podcast of your heart. No meaning. Welcome to the Harlan Highway, everybody.

What a show today.

We're gonna be talking about lawn care tips.

And we're gonna be talking about just generally gardening and planting. Are you any good at keeping your house plants alive? I don't think you are

But we're going to talk about it

We're going to be talking about something that I find kind of stupid people that try to break records and do like you know in human feats You know where where they try to you know

run across Australia or they try to float to the moon or whatever just for the sake of it.

Yeah, kind of dumb.

And then we're gonna be talking about CEOs

in this horrible economy.

We're gonna be talking about the amounts of money those freaks make.

I'm not happy about that. A little bit of complaining maybe today on today's

podcast. I have some issues to work out here today.

I'm kind of whiny and complainy, and then I'm going to be complaining about foods.

People who try to push their eating habits on you. I'm just full of complaints.

Get me a glass of wine because I'm going to be doing a lot of wine today.

Let's get drunk on the Harlan Highway.

You just Hi, Alan. I'm Teddy Rupspin and I'm your friend.

Riding down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy. Hi, this is Harlan Williams from the Harlan Highway with another friendly tip.

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