It's Harlan Williams.

Okay, tried to do the big like, you know,

Broadway stage show intro of my name really bad really really

disturbingly bad so let's just get to it. We have a Vundabah podcast for you today. We're going to be talking

about random things. We're going to be talking about toothpaste, which is a, you know, an important topic.

We need to talk about toothpaste. Nobody's doing it anymore.

We're going to be talking about the United States technology are we keeping up with the rest of the

world in terms of our our cities our towns our technology our infrastructure I don't know that we are. I wonder what you will think. I'm going to talk about it. We're going to be talking about the controversy over cell phones on airplanes which can be completely annoying. We'll get into that and then

speaking of annoying it's Friday. I've got to do my weekly visit with Dr. Ascot because the producers think I have a nut loose and drive a mean knots, but nonetheless, here we go, it's the Harlan Highway! Hey! Would you kindly kindly shut your mouth? On to the Harlan Highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan!

I'm Teddy Rupspin and I'm your friend.

Writing down the Harlan Highway. I'm not your friend. I'm riding down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy. Here's a helpful little tip. If you run out of shampoo, try using your toothpaste.

Squirt it all over your head, scrub deeply and watch the wonderful foam lather up on the top of your hair.

Use your toothbrush to help scrape into those really hard to get at spots right along your

scalp line and behind your ears. Yes, Crest, Aquafresh, Cold Gate, and Pepsident

for that shiny silky hair you so rightly deserve.

Wash your hair with toothpaste and your scummy head will be plaque free for days to come.

Ugh, toothpaste. It can be so annoying.

Is it just me or is it all of you? Has anyone found a toothpaste tube or

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