Mother, would you mind stepping into the kitchen? It's Mother's Day and I've whipped you up a Mother's Day omelet.

Ooh!

Yes, indeed, welcome to the Harland Highway. I am yours truly Harland Williams. I am the son of my mother

Lorraine Williams and Mother's Day is coming up this weekend and I think this show is mostly dedicated to

our beloved mothers. We're going to be talking about your mother, my mother, what kind of

mother were they, what kind of parent were they? We're going to be talking about some of the crazy things maybe your

mother did, maybe some of the crazy things you did in front of your mother.

We're going to talk a little bit about Father's Day. We're going to be stopping by Charlie

Lee's Moonglow Restaurant because apparently he told us that he has a special Mother's Day buffet going on that we're very

excited about so we're going to drop by and see what kind of fair he's offering

up and just all kinds of mothery things and I guess the only downside to this

show is that it's Friday and I've got a visit with Dr. Ascot, but let's not let that ruin Mother's Day.

This is about the Mother's, not about me in my therapy session.

So let's do it, Mother's.

Here we go.

You're on the Harlan Highway.

There's one thing we all have in common, we all have a mother.

Mother's Day, this weekend coming up,

Don't forget dear old mama.

Yeah, I know she told you to pick up your toys, and she told you to brush your teeth, and she told you to go take a bath,

and she told you to clean up your room.

That's what mothers do, they have to do it it man. Can you imagine if kids just ran amuck?

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