Podcast 104

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2010

⏱️ 33 minutes

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A visit from James T. Kirk, discipline in the USA, the bald eagle, organic foods, car navigation. Simple as a pimple! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is Harlan Williams.
0:07.0	You're riding down.
0:08.0	You're riding down the Harlan Highway. Captain's Log, log, Start 8-5, 7-93, 2-5, 7-9-2-5-9-2-54, 7-93.
0:41.4	First Officer Spock has beened down to the surface of Planet Vulcan to be reunited with his family.
0:49.2	So I must bring him.
0:52.2	Sp- Hey Kirk, I must bring him, Sp-A Kirk!
0:54.0	I must bring him, Kirk!
0:56.0	What are you doing here?
0:58.0	I am attempting to be back my first officer from the planet Vulcan.
1:04.0	No, no you're not.
1:06.0	I don't know how you get in here, into my studio.
1:10.0	I'm commanding the bridge of the Starship Enterprise.
1:15.0	No, no, this isn't the Starship Enterprise, this is my studio where we do the Harlan Highway,
1:21.0	okay?
1:22.0	I must beam Spock up from the planet
1:25.6	Vulcan so that we may rendezvous with Starfleet Command. No, no, no, no.
1:30.5	You're not beaming anyone up Kirk. You're not, these are radio dials, okay? They don't beam people up, they don't shoot lasers.
1:40.0	Well, I must beam spark up from no none of them work go ahead try a button try a button
1:48.7	try a button kirk let's see you beam someone up very well and I will beam spark up.
1:55.0	Go ahead.
1:57.0	See? What happened? Nothing, right?
2:01.0	Clearly there's a malfunction and they...
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