Well, well, I think I'll pull up an old rocking chair right here beside the fireplace and get myself to podcast and...

Hey everybody, welcome to the Harlan Highway

What a show what a show what a show what a show what a show what a show.

Today we're talking about sexiness. I am going to turn you ladies onto a little something

something. I'm going to peel the curtain back, let you get to see what us men see and I'm going to tell you about something that definitely is not sexy

Something that you ladies wear that we do not like. You're going to be thanking me after I give you

this tip. You might not like me, but you're going to be thanking me because I bet a lot of

you don't know about it. We're going to be talking about the intelligence of animals,

dolphins in particular, and speaking of water, we're going to be talking about showers.

Guys, do you have one of those girls that always has to be in the

shower to the point where it's like creepy? Uh-huh. Yeah we're gonna be talking

about that we're gonna be talking talking about bugs how many bugs have you

murdered in your life are you a murderer we're gonna find out right here on the

Harlan highway away. Would you kindly kindly shut your mouth? On to the Harlan Highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan!

I'm Teddy Mupspin and I'm your friend.

Writing down the Harlan Highway. I'm not your friend. I'm riding down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy. Hmm. Good evening I'm Tom Brokow with the evening news. This just end girls wearing flats as footwear are

completely unsexy. I repeat this just end girls wearing flats as footwear 100% unsexy buzz kill not gonna get

laid if you're wearing flats.

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