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Guaranteed Human.

Welcome to PodMeets Twirled, a podcast that somehow began with Dancing with the Stars,

continued through

castles, traitors, and strategic deception. And because our producers, along with many of our

listeners, apparently enjoy watching two confused middle-aged men struggle through wildly

successful reality television, we have now arrived at a place neither of us fully understands.

Bravo. Specifically, in the city.

Now, in the past, our shows have involved a game, a competition, a cash prize, a goal.

But apparently this show is different. There are no challenges, no murder mystery, no judges,

no dance scores, just wealthy adults attending parties, drinking, dating, and keeping tabs on one another.

Who wins the money? Who wins the money at the end? No one gets any money. They already have all of the

money, Will. We are writer strong, a man who generally prefers stories with structured themes and

an ending, and Wilfredel, who was told there would be at least some humor among the cocktails

and betrayals. Join us as we enter a world of social warfare, passive aggression, luxury apartments,

and confessionals delivered with the gravity of international diplomacy. This is Podmeets

Twirled, Metropolitan Mess. Are you ready for this, Will? I think so.

I don't know.

I don't know is the answer.

It's a world I'm completely and totally unfamiliar with, so I don't know.

You're unfamiliar with it, and yet, I will say, many a time when we have mentioned housewives, which has come up,

including when Chad Colchin came on our show.

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