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This is the closest to Christmas we have ever exchanged.

I thought you're going to say the closest we've been sitting to each other while podcasting, which is also true.

We are kind of an odd distance.

It's in my contract. I need to be three and a half feet away from Danielle at all time. And six feet away from you on a triangle. It's a very specific contract. If we meet in person. But we are still in our same standing configuration. Of course. We like to have an equilateral podcast. I'm always in the middle. Will's always on my left. Writers on my right. Yeah. It's the result of child abuse, guys. Let's be on. We are programmed. Listen, the porn abuse is being thrown around. It's like when you hear the cookie rattle, we fall into this. It's true. We've've just been programmed We're 90s robots

How many people sent us pictures of us

At 12, 13, 14

Where we're standing exactly the same

I'm telling you

We're still

Well we did this morning

We took a picture

Do we even like each other?

It turns out fine

At this point

We're conditioned to be with each other

It's not liking It's like That's what it is. We have Stockholm. We have stockholms and girls. That's what it is. Oh, man. Well, I, we didn't get Will's Christmas gift because apparently nobody gave him the memo that we would be exchanging Christmas gifts here. No one of us has to have to flub it. It was Rider last year, I think. Yeah, writer forgot this last year. And I did forget Indies, even though I told them what it was. I did forget it. So I also screwed something up. But you did tell us one of our gifts. You sent us. I'm not sure I want to talk about this on air because then people are going to order it.

I agree.

We're not going to share, but it's delicious.

It's going to be something we can eat. Like the guy is apparently, which is all he does. I don't know what a pan at Tony is. You're going to, my friend. You guys thought there was a pan with Tony Danza on it. Ida

That's different

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