Pockets

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2017

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes dig around for loose change, try to look inconspicuous and end up just keeping their hands warm as they discuss pockets. Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadDuscher: twitter.com/dusch13

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0:00.0	Sanspance Radio. Call it me mate Darrell, see what he's doing.
0:03.0	So as a child, I had this book full of ghost stories, and one day I dropped it in front of this really pretty girl,
0:09.0	and she picked it up and went, ghost stories, ooh, sexy.
0:13.0	But she was being facetious to hurt my feelings because being a teenager is just a series of social nightmares and hormone-fueled misadventures.
0:20.0	I had the last laugh, though, because I started a podcast called Jackson Bailey Spooks America, where I could use all of the spooky information I absorbed as a teenager instead of fingering girls. Unfortunately for you, that show is only for patrons. So if you want to listen to me, docher and Adam discuss big feet and poltergeists, you're probably going to need to head over to patreon.com
0:37.5	forward slash sanspans and support the show. Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm fucking. Fucked it already, the two of you. I'm sorry. We're going to do this. We're going to do it properly. Keep it rolling. Fuck it. I'll do it live. I'm ashamed of the two of you.
0:54.7	That's Allie.
0:55.2	That's Dusha.
0:55.9	Okay, today's topic is...
0:57.1	I'm really sorry.
0:57.6	I thought he pointed. Okay. Keep it in. Keep rolling. Fuck it. I'm ashamed of the two of you.
0:54.7	That's Allie.
0:55.3	That's Dusha.
0:55.9	Okay.
0:56.1	Today's topic is...
0:57.3	I'm really sorry.
1:07.9	I thought he pointed at me. Today's topic's pockets, if anyone cares. I got no pockets in this jumper, and that's upsetting. Because jumpers don't have pockets. I should really start wearing hoodies again. I'm gonna throw this. Look at this jumper.
1:08.8	There's no pockets.
1:09.7	Your jumper doesn't have pockets.
1:10.6	I'm fucking pocket city over here.
1:11.8	That's a hoodie.
1:12.8	The hoodie got pockets?
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