It is Friday and I am completely done being substantive and reading anything. I'm not reading anything else

for the rest of the week and so we are not going to do the standard author or

substantive chat over relevant news issues, we're going to do something better.

We are going to plumb the underserved headlines of the week.

Dare I say the funniest headlines of the week,

and I brought on two very funny friends

to help me suss them out, Brian Sack and Jack Helmouth,

welcome back, gentlemen.

Thank you, Andrew.

And which one of us is funnier?

I don't want to put you on the spot, I'd like to know. You know what is? I can tell you, neither of you are

remotely funny separately. It's like, it's like when you're making one of those volcanoes in

high school of like making soda and vinegar.

Like the you're the volcanic reaction is you in tandem but it doesn't work

separately. It's separately both of you just all you want to talk to me about is

actuarial tables. It's actually very depressing. I don't understand it at all.

Nailed it.

Yeah, it also is that also works in the bedroom.

Right, just sort of like, I'm not enough for my wife,

but Brian comes in and it's like to the moon. Yeah she really gets

excited when I walk into the room. She really does to the point where she then kind

of wants me to leave so it's sort of like that three that fun like Brian Jack Energy kind of isn't there anymore.

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