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I'm good, probably happy to win.

Congratulations!

My fellow sports studiars, it is an honor to be here in front of you today, talking about the state of sports studiare.

I have it on good authority and I am in great spirits that although for the last two years we have fought hard and valiantly and we've lost a lot of incredible humans, I can say today here in this state of the sports studiars address.

We be fucking COVID.

Thank you. Now please be seated. Now stand up, what the fuck? Now be seated.

Now please be seated. Stand, sit, jock shimmer. Anyways, good is good. Hello beautiful people. It is, let's get wild Wednesday, March 2nd. Obviously we all watched the president Joe show last night, the state of the union.

I don't know about any of the other shit he was talking about, inflation sounds banana lands. I don't know what's going to go on with everything else, but it did seem pretty apparent that what we had celebrated early too much I'd say.

It feels like an accurate statement would be, we be fucking COVID.

It's great to have a great day, shout out to everybody that's ever said that statement, including coach JB, the talks of tables here. I saw you two representing standing up and clapping for that. Foxie was the only one not standing, which is something we had to judge last night.

Who's standing, who's sitting, what are they happy about? We be COVID. Why is that person not happy? What is going on here? Oh, that must be something serious. They're talking way over my head, but I think we all took the last night.

We all heard the same message. I think so. I think so. This morning, I saw this morning, I saw all the national shows, you know, who seemed to just fall whatever you need to happen. They will do. They're all standing in a huddle.

Maskless, hugging each other. That's how the politicians last night hugging each other. You know, they're gonna get the whole thing. We did it.

We did. I saw a couple of double mass folks last night amongst everybody. I saw one mass person to the left of that entire thing, but aside from that, I, and when I put that tweet out last night, I deleted it because it got very toxic in my comments.

I bet. I said, hey, I just saw a bunch of maskless politicians. You tell me we be COVID. I don't know. I'm a sports stooge. I don't know what's going on here, but it feels like we be COVID. I might be wrong, but they're not 30 to 35 minutes later.

I said, hey, it's time to move on. We don't want our life anymore. It's like, hey, what a glory. That's great news for everything. Everybody. Nick still standing and clapping, gumpy, a little laid on a sit down, rubbing his hands together. That was a weird shit last night from the people that are making decisions in this country.

I'm not saying any parties in particular felt like a large group of people have no idea what's going on the real world, but I'm happy they are the ones that are tasked with taking care of us, but I got that we be COVID, which is good news for everything. Congrats everybody at home, you survived.

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