PMS 2.0 165 - Feels Great To Be Back. Kyle “Juice” Juszczyk & Kyle “Legend” Williams Stop By For Fantastic Conversations. Let’s Go.
The Pat McAfee Show
ESPN
4.9 • 19.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2020
⏱️ 71 minutes
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| 0:30.0 | Hello beautiful people, it's Thursday February 20th and we got a great one for you, man. |
| 0:36.0 | Today's go be cover everything, we're back from vacation, and by we, I mean me, the boys took some time away, |
| 0:42.0 | but I was on a cad dim island. The same island I had at coronavirus, I'll talk about it. |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah, while I was there, I got a heads up, the hey, you know what, no big deal, this particular illness. |
| 0:53.0 | Okay, that is captivated the world, like the fucking black plague used to do back in the day. |
| 1:00.0 | They built a hospital in 10 days to quarantine the humans that got this virus. |
| 1:06.0 | The doctor that found the virus? Dead! 20-something thousand people? Dead. |
| 1:11.0 | Don't worry though, we got them all quarantined, don't even worry about it. |
| 1:14.0 | Then I head to Hawaii after a long fall, you know, head over to Hawaii, I like going to Hawaii. |
| 1:19.0 | I do, I like, it's a very spiritual place. That kind of unwind. |
| 1:23.0 | I used to whenever I vacationed, I used to go to pool bars, I used to get hammered all day, pass out, go to clubs, 3-4am, go to bed, wake up, do it all over again for six days. |
| 1:34.0 | And then afterwards I'd be able to come back and operate as perfectly fine, but now I'm third to years old. |
| 1:39.0 | Got hemorrhoids and stuff. Like when I go on a vacation, I need to just go ahead and shut her down, pal. |
| 1:44.0 | Never can. Had to negotiate like 45 deals while I was out there, but I got a chance to stare at the Pacific Ocean, which to Zito's credit, |
| 1:53.0 | there wasn't salt when you're not, when you're staring at the ocean, you can't see the salt in the water. |
| 1:59.0 | But when you get in there, there is salt in there. So, took a cup of that, brought it back for Zito, you know, because of the, the egregious statement that he said that the Pacific Ocean had no salt in it while we're in San Francisco, which was a wild scene. |
| 2:11.0 | But I got away, had a great time with my fiancee, did the whole thing, excited to be back. Got a lot of tweets asking me if the show was dead. |
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