You know what a really good seg is that we have found?

Huh.

Well, it's nowhere near accurate to the timer, please, in the lower right corner of the screen.

Now, it's nowhere near accurate with the time, you know? This says 15 minutes. It's called the first 15. But remember, first 15 means scripted plays. That's right. Yeah, yeah. His first 15 plays the drive. His ball. Nobody's saying, hey, first 15 plays

that need to be like in the first minute and a half

or two minutes of the game.

No, because that drive might extend.

First 15 plays driven need to be like in the first minute and a half or two minutes of the game.

No, because that drive might extend. First 15 plays driven by RAM, which whenever you hit the gas pedal in one of those RAM trucks, the only sweet sound that you can hear is, we ride on clouds, obviously, and we're floating on clouds whenever we get a chance to talk about ball for the first 15 scripted plays of the program that has gone 42 minutes but let's go ahead and hit that clock start

that clock right about now top five headlines from NFL week 9 Sunday slate well the

NFL found its fastball did they not nine out of the 12 games in yesterday slate were one score

games remember this follows a historically ass weekend for the NFL.

The NFL only had one outcome last weekend that was within a one-score game.

It was the worst weekend of NFL football since 1970.

That's 55 years.

Then Thursday night goes the way that it goes,

and all of a sudden you're kind of shit-talking the NFL offices. Uh-oh. You guys might have lost it. First time in 55 years, and now you guys are going to go back-to-back? Oh, no. Are you guys turning into soccer? Oh, no. Oh, no. Is that what's happening to the NFL? And then all of a sudden the NFL calls back and says,

we up, baby.

What a week. What a slate. Let's go to Bengals, Bears. Now, this one was absolute insanity. Let's head right to an onside kick here, 41, 35. The Bengals had just scored to make this a one-score game. Need an on-side kick. kick. McPherson goes to bend one back. It's not going to go 10 yards. Ah, it doesn't matter. Tushes the foot of a bear's player. Bengals recover. Joey Flack has a chance to bring them back because this guy gave a toe.

Tap to the ball. Bengals rock. Joey Flacks got it now. Hold on. Everybody understands what's about to the ball. Bengals Rock. Joey Flack's got it now.

Hold on.

Everybody understands what's about to take place.

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