Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the first 15 driven by Ram trucks.

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Obviously, Michael Parsons goes back to Jerry

World it's talking a time they're treating it like it's Super Bowl you got

everybody on the field chit-chating about in football night in America and

obviously everybody on earth is chatting about it the first time he went on

to the field Jerry Jones is actually being interviewed by Jason Garrett and Maria Taylor. Jason Garrett's first question was basically like, hey, I've been in your building a long time. Need a quarterback? Need a pass rusher. That's like one of your own rules. Why'd you trade away Micah? And then he went into a full conversation about, well, one guy's good, but how about six guys? That's what I think we can actually get. And he ran out with a band around his hips and around his waist. That was the first time I'd ever seen somebody just jog out there and act as if that is normal. Usually people do like a warm-up with that. He was using it throughout the entirety of his warm-up on the field. Kind of startled me a little bit, but with that being said, the man is an absolute ox. This dude is an absolute beast. Whatever he needs to do to warm up his muscles, he's certainly going to do.

But Jerry Jones said,

Bays. a little bit, but with that being said, the man is an absolute ox. This dude is an absolute beast.

Whatever he needs to do to warm up his muscles, he's certainly going to do. But Jerry Jones said, basically, we're going to get six guys instead of just one gap. I mean, I've always been right about numbers. Don't you worry about everything else that's going on around here, Jason? And they had a microphone a little bit far away from his mouth, so it was hard to hear him. everybody else was a little bit louder.

But basically, he chatted about Michael Parsons trade a thousand different times.

And all he kept saying

was for good of the team, good of the team, good to the Cowboys. And then at the very end of the game, after it was 40-40 tie, here's what Jerry Jones had to say about the trade and the night as a whole. They got my good and we've got what we've got and we tie.

Okay, so 40-40 is what it comes down to.

And a lot of American football fans say, what are we doing?

This is what soccer does.

Golf doesn't even do it.

Okay, golf doesn't even do ties.

Why are we doing ties?

Well, there's been 17 of them in the last 30 years, and we say that's 17, way too many. What we need to institute and D-But, people are going to think I'm joking here. I'm not. What I need you to do is suspend reality and go into this world just a little bit and imagine how special this will be. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the golden boot. Yes, we have chit-chat about it before, but if there's an entire four quarters of

football played 60 minutes and then an overtime period and for some reason, these two teams

can't figure it out, we need to just take what the most boring sport has that is actually the most

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