Hello, this is the Red Box podcast. I'm Matt Chauley and happy birthday to us. It's been

two years since the podcast went daily, bringing you the best of my Times Radio show. It was

Monday to Thursday. Now it's Monday to Friday. We've been on air now for two whole years.

So thank you for listening to the podcast. Thank you if you've managed to find time to listen

to the radio show. So you can catch me 10 till one Monday to Friday on Times Radio.

DAB radio smart speaker, the app, you know all that, but I appreciate you listening to the

podcast catching up on the columnist panel and the big thing every day. Now quite a silly show

coming up for you today. Later on, you'll be able to hear which disco anthem Tim Shipman and I

think the Labour Party should be using, join the election campaign. PMQ's unpacked is the

deputies that today is Dominic Robin, and that's coming up in just a moment. But first on the

columnist panel today was Robert Crampton and Carol Lewis and just before they came on,

somebody texted in to the show saying they were in a place called fingering hoe. It's a real

place, but this is what happened. Kate in fingering hoe. Let's gloss over that. Kate says,

a friend of ours got stuck in a non-sweeted lieu in our house. I just put him, lemon posset

with shortbread. In 20 minutes later, none of us had really noticed he hadn't come back,

but I had noticed his pudding was untouched and was very tense to eat it. I think we all assumed

he'd gone for a poo, but he was finally released when his wife went to check he was okay. It wouldn't

have been so bad if he'd realised he could have contacted us on his watch. Thanks for great two years.

That's very good. It's a real village. It stops sniggery. It's a real fingering hoe. It's a real

fingering hoe. It's a real place. I see I might move there. That's a place to live.

Well, that's enough. I think so much of it. It was worth times. It took me out times,

really. Stop it. That's going straight in the third birthday montage. Right, you've already heard

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