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Ramon said I did a half-ass job of trying to describe what most women are doing all day and why they don't have time to focus on what's going on with D.C.

I thought I did a pretty good job of explaining that I don't understand women.

I don't understand most men, and I am one.

All right, I'll do my best.

I think that most women, not all, I think that most women wake up in the morning,

feeling, well, here's a problem.

And this is what I didn't want to say. But since you've jabbed me about it, I'm going to address this.

If I claim to say, if I claim that this is what most men feel and go through and do,

I don't get a bunch of men going, you don't know, even if that's not their life or their thoughts.

But women have this hang up that we don't understand them because we don't have a period and we don't give birth and we're not a mommy and we're not a – and I was trying to acknowledge that without saying it.

But since you're going to, for some reason, make a big deal out of this, here's what I would say most women – most, not all, but most women are – they wake up in the morning and they have an aching in their heart and a frenetic mind as to, is everybody in my pack okay?

Is my, are my children okay?

Is my husband okay? Or at least are my children okay? Is my husband okay?

Or at least are my children okay.

And then they begin the process that most men don't go through.

And that is getting their kids up, dressed, fed, prepared, off to school, and worrying.

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