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The Michael Berry Show

PM Show Hr 2 | Top 10 Dude Movies

The Michael Berry Show

KTRH

News, Society & Culture, Politics

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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0:00.0

It's that time.

0:02.0

time.

0:05.0

Lock and load.

0:07.0

The Michael Vary Show is on the

0:10.0

Michael Vary show is on the air.

0:14.0

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

0:18.0

One, never underestimate your opponent.

0:21.0

Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything

0:26.5

inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

0:31.7

Come on, huh?

0:33.0

If somebody gets in your face and calls you a k-k-I want you to be nice.

0:38.0

Okay.

0:40.0

Ask him to walk.

0:42.0

Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him, but be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice.

0:52.0

I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.

0:57.0

Uh-huh. They caught a-. written personal? No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.

1:05.0

I wonder if somebody calls my mama a whore.

1:10.0

Is she? Yes, I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

1:17.0

until it's time to not be nice.

1:22.0

Well, uh, how we're supposed to know when that is?

1:25.0

You won't. I'll let you know.

1:28.0

You are the bouncers, I am the cooler.

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