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Guaranteed Human.

It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air.

No. is on the air. Not for being a cabra, but the reality is we're born and we die.

And what we do in the dash is what marks our life.

And every single one of us is born and every single one of us is going to die.

And there are a few markers along the way that most of us will experience.

And that is a graduation of some sort at a minimum at a minimum high school uh for some people

it'll be college for others it will be um when you become a marine when you finish your army

boot camp when you get your officer status in the military, when you get your

vocational degree, whatever that may be.

And then typically there is marriage and we hope the birth of a child.

And those are going to be the major markers that most every person is going to experience.

And I think it's good that we make a big deal over them because they are important.

They're at the core of who we are.

And I would argue we have grown too far away from the core of who we are and what is most natural.

And the closer we can get to that, the healthier as a society and a people that we are.

So as we do every year, if you're new to the program, we're new in a lot of markets.

So this is fun for us. It's our graduation special. We do this every year. We mark

motherhood, fatherhood, of course, Christmas. We mark on Monday Memorial Day, which is not

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