it's that time time time time

lock and load

the Michael very show is on the air

oh he says it's a scratch on his finger

but I notice he's calling on one of those miracle drugs to heal, Barney.

Dear, I was right there when Andy came rushing in.

Barney got his hand caught in the revolver and got himself a serious infection.

Well, the way I heard it, Barney was cleaning his gun or something,

and he ripped his arm clear up to his shoulder.

Did you hear the terrible news?

Bernie Fy shot himself in the chest.

Gossip.

Gossip.

Cosset.

Cosset.

I have read multiple reports of your regularly being drunk at work, including by people who worked with you at Fox News. Do you know that being drunk at work is including by people who worked with your Fox News.

Do you know that being drunk at work is prohibited for service members under the UCMJ?

Senator, those are multiple false anonymous reports peddled by NBCDs that run directly

contradictory to the dozens of men and women at Fox News Channel, who I work with, came on the record and said, they never see that.

In your opening statement, Mr. Hakeson, you commit to holding leaders accountable at all levels.

That includes you, of course.

And frankly, as Secretary, you will be on the job 24-7.

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