Good morning, Carol.

Is there anything we could do to cheer you up?

Where you are.

I accidentally joined a dating app.

How do you accidentally join a dating app?

Well, it's like an app where you're like, it connects you with like language.

Like if I want to learn Japanese, it connects me with someone who speaks Japanese that wants to learn English and you kind of help each other.

It seems like everyone's just, it just seems like a dating app.

Is that the new meta?

Just say you're trying to learn Spanish, meet a bunch of Latinos?

I mean, it probably would work.

I'm just trying to learn some fucking Japanese.

Just a bunch of anime girls?

No, I feel like the women are like, because all their bios are like friends, like no sexual things. So I'm getting the sense that a lot of guys are just super horny on here. Yeah. So you got to be the good guy who comes in and ass all nonchalant and then switch up last moment. No, but I just thought like you get connected automatically. There's no way I'm just cold messaging people like, hey, you want to study study languages? Oh, there's no like bio. You're not like swiping right, swiping left. No, you just pick people. It's weird. I don't like it. I'm just going to hire a tutor. Yeah, every app's a dating app if it has direct message. You get too many horny guys on one place and just ruins the whole vibe, you know? Like cam. What? Yeah, it's like the Black Mirror episode when they realize like 10 minutes into the VR experience.

They could just fuck each other.

Yeah.

Everything just turns on to a dating app.

Cam's always wanted to do a video essay of that episode, right, Cam?

Who is that?

Isn't that Anthony Mackey in that episode?

Yeah, and, uh yeah and uh yeah yeah Abdul

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