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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Plumbing Problems & The Best Veggies

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.97.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Today’s show is packed full of laughs. We debate important choices like: poison belly button darts vs. corrosive acid spit and cooking naked vs. peeing barefoot. We also have a question from a listener that could land Andy in some hot water with the wifey. We close this show out with a draft of The Best Veggies. And yes, we know that is an oxymoron. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

I need you to stop what you're doing right now and listen to me. I have a very important message.

0:04.8

Frank, I'm talking to you. Bob. Oh, Frank. Listen up. Tilly. Tilly. Do people, are people named Tilly anymore?

0:11.8

No, that was from the 90s. Sharon? Three people. All you's out there. Number one, thank you for checking out the podcast. Number two, if you want to help support this show, keep the show running.

0:22.9

We're just independent over here.

0:24.3

We're just three dudes and an owl and a judge.

0:27.1

We're trying to make you laugh on Monday mornings.

0:30.7

Head over spitballerspod.com.

0:32.7

Learn how you can support this show and get a bunch of cool perks, like access to the spit tank

0:37.4

where we prioritize questions for this show, get a bunch of cool perks like access to the spit tank where we

0:37.7

prioritize questions for this show, get access to the show early.

0:42.1

Just head over to spitballerspod.com.

0:48.0

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

1:01.0

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

1:06.9

Ascadiddy-do-bap-d-dingig-a-diggie.

1:10.5

Ah, yes.

1:13.6

Okay, so here's...

1:15.0

I want to give a review there, because I actually think that was a great scat.

1:20.5

It was hot. You came in hot.

1:21.9

You still got the Bidengi in there, which is your trademark at this point, but it wasn't just a badingi.

1:28.6

That was just a solid scat.

1:30.3

I'm very impressed.

1:30.9

I changed my direction at the last second, too, for what it was.

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