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Beyond Yacht Rock 2000

Plot Rock: Horror Rap Ups

Beyond Yacht Rock 2000

Dixon Denim Cutoffs, LLC

Music, Music Commentary

4.9936 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2016

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Hunter takes the gang on a spooky-fresh journey through rap songs that explain the plots of the horror movies in which they appear.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, you know what I did today?

0:05.0

What? I bought a chair.

0:08.0

A chair. Where did you buy a chair?

0:10.0

I bought it on Amazon.com.

0:12.0

You go through the Ferro portal. God damn right I did.

0:15.0

Ferro audio portal on Ferro Auto dot com shop of Amazon through that shit just like Dave did.

0:20.0

Oh God. That's right everybody it's Halloween. It's time for ghosts and

0:28.9

goblins and haunted houses and people complaining about costumes that are racist.

0:34.0

That's right.

0:35.0

Last week, G.A.

0:37.0

scared the begesis out of me, me being Hunter,

0:41.0

by bringing up memories of MC's Hammer.

0:43.4

Ugh, so let's kill two birds with one rap in this week's intro.

0:49.1

First, let's bring back the lovable MC Hammer.

0:52.3

What a guy.

0:53.1

Yeah, who's wonderful selling out

0:56.0

United this great nation and whose Dick stayed well

0:59.6

within his giant genie pants.

1:02.3

Where it belongs.

1:04.0

Well, I mean, he can do whatever he

1:08.0

where he can do with what he wants at home.

1:10.8

Put his dick where he wants to put it.

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