This Christmas, discover the Whitney Houston story you never knew.

Wait, how about it? It's all in the same name.

From the writer of Bohemian Rhapsody.

This is what they want, America's sweetheart.

You won't give it to them.

She has to watch me.

I want to dance with somebody only in Simma's from Boxing Day.

Hello!

And welcome to very amusing your one-stop shop for the stories,

secrets and shenanigans of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carly Weizel and I am incapable of processing what is about to happen on this episode of very amusing.

I never thought we would be pulling AAA, a quadruple A-list talent here within our first year,

and yet we're about to make podcast history and personal history because my life will never be the same after this moment.

I'm so excited about this very special episode that if you're listening to this right when it comes out,

you currently have no idea what's in store.

That's because I intentionally put up a filler title for this episode so that for its first few hours of launch,

anybody who wanted to tune in for a very special moment and not know what was happening until they heard it in real time could do so.

You are going to be completely shocked and odd, and if you are listening to this when the title reflects what's actually happening,

you should also be prepared to be shocked and odd because it's gonna be so incredible.

I give you what we've all been waiting for, our guest this week or why don't I let this week's guest introduce me.

Hello, Carly!

It's Miss Piggy!

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