"Please Update Me, Everybody" (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)

Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Cat and Pat are joined this week by special guest Atsuko Okatsuka. They discuss the diner for real girls, homecoming dances, being confusing to people, and more.

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0:00.0	Gusto presents Moroccan-style lentil stew with roasted chickpeas.
0:05.0	The taste good dish of the year, based on a tense love triangle between a tomato and two legumes.
0:11.2	The on-played chemistry between chickpeas and red lentils is palpable.
0:15.4	I've never cooked a veggie dish quite like it. I love the bit with the salt harness.
0:19.2	Now cooking in an independent kitchen near you,
0:22.1	steal the show with 75 recipes every week from 299 a meal. Gusto, sign up now at Gusto.co.uk.
0:52.1	Hey, it's Kat.
1:07.1	And Pat and then the Seat Treatment.
1:10.1	I've had cats about boys, sex, fucking day, day, and love.
1:17.1	I'm going to say really quick is the guy who thinks I look like shit on TikTok. It's going to have a field day because I look even worse than I've ever looked before.
1:23.1	I kind of like it. I kind of like it. I can't tell you this enough.
1:28.1	Like I'm so to podcast before 9am is so sick.
1:32.1	I can't imagine. I can imagine. Oh my God. And you know what I'm noticing is my.
1:36.1	My battery is absolutely low. My battery is absolutely low.
1:41.1	And mostly or digitally.
1:43.1	Let me just. I'm going to go. Let me just plug it. Okay, my friends plugging in. I'm going to tell y'all that yesterday I got this cookie brews on my ass.
1:53.1	As splash hit.
1:55.1	In my mind, my hips are kind of like extended ass because my ass is secretly sort of like small and flat, but my hips are massive.
2:02.1	So my hips are just my.
2:05.1	I'm going to say. What I call my extended ass and I'll make extended ass. I got this crazy brews yesterday from failing to jump, correct.
2:14.1	Not a piano.
2:16.1	Oh god.
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