Please...Tase Me Bro!

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Find out what ‘Would You Rather’ turned Jason into a high salaried moocher. Then, we discuss how bad it would be to get tased or shot with ballistic bean bags. In the ‘Situation Room’, we find ourselves chasing meerkats, running from clowns, and living out the rest of our days as ocean animals. Things get bloody again as we close the show out with another fantastically stupid Battle Royale draft! Do not miss it! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, Spitwaz, do you enjoy this show and you want just a little bit more?
0:04.8	I do.
0:05.7	Oh, there you are.
0:07.4	You want some more?
0:08.2	I love this show, yes.
0:09.3	Oh, that's not annoying at all.
0:11.0	Head over to spitballerspod.com and find out how you can become an official supporter of this show
0:18.3	and get access to the complete archive.
0:22.2	Spitballerspod.com.
0:35.1	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve.
0:39.0	It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:44.9	I'm not a garment.
0:46.1	Scooby-Doo.
0:49.5	That was just vomit.
0:56.8	I mean, I applaud stepping out on the...
1:00.6	I mean, Mike, you should speak to this.
1:02.0	You're the scat man.
1:04.5	The landing was incredible.
1:06.7	Lippin it to Scooby-Doo.
1:09.6	I don't even know what the start was.
1:11.8	I would have to go back in time to...
1:14.3	What did I say?
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