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My question is if Madonna, she looks ghoulish, I'll say it.

If Madonna and Jacob, I like your input on this.

If Madonna has a young boyfriend currently and I want to see it's like a muscular, great-looking guy, Christine.

I'm looking it up.

It's always a dancer.

She's always dating one of her young hot dancers.

They're like, listen, honey, I'm about four months away from just gobbling knob.

So I can, I can tell you why I'm still putting it in place.

Listen here, bag of bones.

I can do this straight away.

I'm about to lose my mojo once I kiss and re-kiss.

Get those creaky hips over here and blow me while I'm still into it.

All right, kind of.

I'm just more looking at my own body.

I think you're just all over it.

Madonna is so crazy looking now and she's older also.

That's her boyfriend?

Okay, my question is now, is he with her?

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