Please Stop Letting Morons Run The World

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 21 October 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The Morons Strike Back! Trump attacks science and we don’t think that’s very smart! The cops are called on a homeless Jesus statue and Jesus has some thoughts. Later, the panel discusses the Pope meme, bible-splaining, and what will happen next. Finally, God implores secular people to get out and vote. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of host the good lord with the most the one and only
0:08.1	Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse. I'm here today with the God
0:15.2	Squad. Hey Jesus, hey Moses. Hey Dad. Hello. Holy Ghost couldn't be here with us.
0:20.4	She's going to be gone all this week actually. Extensive
0:24.7	volunteering and polling and smiting.
0:28.6	Wow. Basically ahead of the election. Wow. Why are we doing all those things? Because we're above at all Jesus. Like literally we're in heaven.
0:37.2	My hope is that since she has the week off that she'll come back with some good smiting
0:41.5	stories. Yes.
0:43.0	Some excellent stories.
0:44.6	There is a debate coming up.
0:45.7	Thank you, Holy Ghost.
0:46.9	You're doing the Lord's work.
0:48.3	When does this debate?
0:49.5	Thursday.
0:50.7	Thursday?
0:51.7	Oh! Ha!
0:53.0	I love watching the debate because it's like we're all watching something together.
0:58.6	And that's fun, right?
1:02.1	And this one they're going to have mute buttons.
1:04.1	Yes, that's good.
1:05.1	They're actually going to be allowed to talk.
1:07.4	And that's going to be nice.
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