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The Solomon Ray Podcast

Please Stop Being Bald

The Solomon Ray Podcast

Solomon Ray

Comedy

4.9817 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:00.0

Sitting quietly once you've made the house all shiny.

0:04.0

Down time can be just fine playing bangers from the 90s.

0:08.0

Tea break.

0:09.0

Lodge break.

0:10.0

Maybe listen to the earthbreak.

0:12.0

Sometimes it's not time for some tombollah, right?

0:15.0

It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time, or time to visit your nam time go on play some other time

0:22.7

put your phone down

0:23.9

Tombollah

0:24.7

Open for fun

0:26.5

Terms apply 18 plus gamble

0:28.5

aware.org

0:29.4

I see Speaking of which doche, speaking of which docheon, did you know the unsightly discoloration on your butt cheeks in many of your videos is due to a retention of dead cells?

1:02.5

That cellular plaque scene in your video is compromise of dead skin cells, seabum, and baked on fecal matter.

1:13.1

Yes, you showed the world the poop barnacles attached to your body jar while having the nerve to call yourself swamp girl.

1:18.6

Clearly, this is not in reference to Florida and a direct nod to swampy butt cheeks, the scars

1:24.5

running from in between your crack, from scratching what I presume to be a

1:28.9

stubborn case of Candida overload. I would try to stop smoking cigarettes as that is food for

1:34.6

candida and a recipe for frequent reoccurring yeast infections. I'd also advise brushing your

1:40.9

teeth twice a day. You're skipping the nighttime brush and your teeth are yellow

1:46.9

from the Newport tar, dear. Your eyes are even yellow, which means you're experiencing early stage

1:54.2

liver failure and have a very poor diet. Surely your label can take you to a doctor for a prescription

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