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Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em (S18E03)

Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Tv Reviews

4.8700 Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2023

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

It's the one where Marge realises she's good at carpentry (that's good), however she also realises that she's a woman (that's bad). Luckily her "handyman" husband Homer comes to the rescue.

Meanwhile, Bart is an absolute monster and thinks it'd be a fun idea to try and kill Principal Skinner by exploiting his nut allergy.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Simpsons Manly Man, Handyman at your service.

0:05.0

Ah, superlative. Please install a doggie door, size for a teacup poodle.

0:10.0

No problem. Why don't you go inside and stir your flubber while I get to work?

0:17.0

March! The coast is clear.

0:27.0

I'm sorry. I thought I heard the sound of a woman measuring.

0:30.4

Oh, uh, that was me. You know that old saying? Measure like a girl. Hammer like a guy.

0:36.4

Yes, but you're holding your hammer backwards.

0:39.1

Oh, uh, you know what they say?

0:40.7

Hammer with a wood, and it's all good.

0:42.5

It's all good.

0:45.2

All right then.

0:46.4

What?

0:51.7

Four finger discount, dude.

0:56.4

The Sixth Sense.

1:09.4

Welcome to Four Figure Discout, the podcast where we always let our wives do all of the work.

1:15.0

This week, we're here to review episode H-A-B-F-2-0.

1:18.4

It is, please hammer, don't hammer them, as opposed to, don't hurt them.

1:21.4

I'm Dando.

1:22.1

And I am Guy, and yes, if it does sound, I don't know, a little more intimate than usual.

1:28.6

It's because Dan and I are once again in the same room.

1:32.1

Only a few feet of,

1:33.2

I don't know,

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