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Please DRINK Me! (OnlyCans)

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Leisure, Games

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2023

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

When a game like this shows up, you know I have to cover it. Theorists, welcome to OnlyCans. Yes, you read that right. OnlyCans. The game where you take questionable pictures of drink cans. Seems pretty straightforward, right? WRONG! This game is hiding a dark, meaty secret inside its bright and shiny cans. What is it? Only those brave enough to watch will find out...

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0:00.0

Matt Pat, have you ever done a theory about this cool indie game?

0:04.0

Uh, which one? There's a lot of them out there.

0:06.0

Well, it's an indie game that's got lots of disturbing hidden lore.

0:08.8

I might need a bit more to go off of.

0:10.6

Uh, it's a parody indie game with lots of disturbing lore, hidden energy elements, and a dead kid?

0:15.6

I mean if I had a nickel for every time I've covered one of those.

0:18.4

It's a parody indie game with lots of disturbing lore, hidden energy elements, a dead

0:22.2

kid, and it's all about soda.

0:23.8

Oh yeah! Yeah totally, Soda Drinker Pro.

0:26.8

We played that one back on GT Live in 2016.

0:29.1

It's crazy game. Really interesting though. Never did a theory about it.

0:32.6

No, I'm talking about an entirely different sort of seen parody game was hidden,

0:35.8

lore, and energy, and dead kids.

0:36.8

You know, the one where the cans moan a lot and one is a disfigured humanoid

0:40.0

monster that longs with a sweet release of death?

0:42.1

Oh, you're talking about only cans.

0:45.0

Yeah, I've done an episode about that, and it's this one right here. I'm going to Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory, the show that's thirsty.

1:13.7

For knowledge that is, friends, if there's one thing you know about me, it's that historically

1:17.6

I'm a Diet Coke fan.

1:18.8

It's become my brand at this point.

1:20.4

And by that, I mean, liking Diet Coke is my brand. The Diet Coke trademark is actually owned by the Coca-Cola company.

1:26.0

For now.

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