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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Please Don’t Destroy (with Special Guest Paul Rudd) Live at the Brooklyn Academy of Music

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Comedy trio Please Don’t Destroy feels too young to be Conan O’Brien’s friend. Ben, John, and Martin sit down with Conan to discuss bringing their act in front of Lorne Michaels, their unique group dynamic, and playing with the evolution of sketch comedy. Plus, Paul Rudd drops by with a special treat for Conan, and the Chums take audience questions about turning into a chair, Halloween costumes, childhood crushes, and more. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Fall is here

0:07.0

here here the yell back to school

0:10.0

ring the bell

0:12.0

brand new shoes walking blues

0:15.0

climb the fence books and pants

0:18.0

I can tell that we are going to be friends

0:45.0

I can tell that we are going to be friends. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Conan O'Brien. Ryan. Thank you very much.

0:47.0

How are you?

0:48.0

How are you?

0:50.0

How are you?

0:52.0

Hello Brooklyn! Did you see what just happened right here? I offered my

1:01.9

nipple to this woman right here and she wisely declined.

1:07.0

Then I turned to this guy who leaps at the chance and you missed my nipple?

1:17.1

You were like five inches off.

1:19.9

You rubbed my low belly.

1:27.0

We are so excited to be part of the New York Comedy Festival. Brooklyn Academy of Music.

1:31.0

How many people here are from Brooklyn in the audience tonight?

1:34.0

You got a real Brooklyn people here, right?

1:37.0

It is amazing. It is amazing. I used to live in Brooklyn.

1:41.0

I lived in a very different Brooklyn than the one you're thinking

1:45.0

about I moved to Brooklyn when I first got my job at Saturday and at Live and

1:50.0

we don't have to woo everything.

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