Please Don’t Destroy (with Special Guest Paul Rudd) Live at the Brooklyn Academy of Music
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.8 • 59.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Fall is here |
| 0:07.0 | here here the yell back to school |
| 0:10.0 | ring the bell |
| 0:12.0 | brand new shoes walking blues |
| 0:15.0 | climb the fence books and pants |
| 0:18.0 | I can tell that we are going to be friends |
| 0:45.0 | I can tell that we are going to be friends. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Conan O'Brien. Ryan. Thank you very much. |
| 0:47.0 | How are you? |
| 0:48.0 | How are you? |
| 0:50.0 | How are you? |
| 0:52.0 | Hello Brooklyn! Did you see what just happened right here? I offered my |
| 1:01.9 | nipple to this woman right here and she wisely declined. |
| 1:07.0 | Then I turned to this guy who leaps at the chance and you missed my nipple? |
| 1:17.1 | You were like five inches off. |
| 1:19.9 | You rubbed my low belly. |
| 1:27.0 | We are so excited to be part of the New York Comedy Festival. Brooklyn Academy of Music. |
| 1:31.0 | How many people here are from Brooklyn in the audience tonight? |
| 1:34.0 | You got a real Brooklyn people here, right? |
| 1:37.0 | It is amazing. It is amazing. I used to live in Brooklyn. |
| 1:41.0 | I lived in a very different Brooklyn than the one you're thinking |
| 1:45.0 | about I moved to Brooklyn when I first got my job at Saturday and at Live and |
| 1:50.0 | we don't have to woo everything. |
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