Please Don't Be Mine
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2024
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Keeping with Jeff and Jordan fashion we take this Valentine's Day episode to get some relationship drama off our chest. We'll also share some hot takes about Taylor Swift and finish it up with some love bombs! Enjoy and keep your love to yourself.
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| 0:00.0 | Valentine's Day. My favorite holiday of the year. We don't celebrate Valentine's Day. |
| 0:06.0 | It's so stupid and I hate it. Yay Networks. |
| 0:18.0 | Hey guys, episode 32. |
| 0:26.0 | We are, we just got done recording a bonus episode for you all. I hope you all like that bonus episode That was our second one excuse my face today. I have a lot of spotting I went and got a laser done speaking of our last episode talking about tanning beds |
| 0:35.9 | I'm removing all the sun damage I did from back when. |
| 0:40.8 | From your tanning bed days? Yeah look look at, so you all see my face. It's all spotty. And you know what you don't realize? When Christina that does my laser, she told she was like you know you can see your |
| 0:56.7 | Sunday image on the left side of your face from the car from driving oh really and |
| 1:02.2 | then your hands and all today because she was telling me about my |
| 1:06.0 | hands I'm starting to get age like age spots on my hands and or brown spots whatever you want to say am I old enough for age spots |
| 1:16.0 | She said from driving to your hand and then people wear gloves like if you're serious you wear gloves when you drive. |
| 1:24.4 | There's gloves to protect your hands. |
| 1:27.2 | Wow. |
| 1:28.2 | When you're driving that's a little much. |
| 1:29.2 | But all today I was driving like this with my hands. |
| 1:32.0 | I felt like the wet bandits from Home Alone. |
| 1:37.3 | I did. But yeah so I got that done and then yeah what was a great does exciting yeah it is |
| 1:47.5 | exciting and then you love that stuff what oh lasers yeah, lasers? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Makes you feel better. |
| 1:55.0 | It makes your skin look good. It makes you look younger. But you always get it and then you complain. |
| 1:59.7 | And you're like, man, I got all these spots. No. And you're're like but one day I'll look beautiful no it gets rid of them and that's why I do because every year you get a new eye the way my skin is you get a new batch of cell spots and then it goes away and I have |
| 2:15.7 | Melasma which my Melasma has lightened up so much it used to be horrible and I used to have like the mustache and like the |
| 2:26.6 | patches and just from doing lasers it's it's really tamed. |
| 2:31.8 | But then why in the summertime do you just sit out there for hours on end and |
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