Please Do Not Watch Halo
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 β’ 1.3K Ratings
ποΈ 5 May 2022
β±οΈ 44 minutes
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Summary
Paramount+ has hitched its Warthog to one of the most quintessential post 9/11 video game franchises of our time in its 90 Million Dollar show: Halo. Ivan & Red spent an hour with a Spartan's groin humping rhythmically in their face so you don't have to.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's just a neurochemical glitch. They're called feelings |
| 0:26.3 | Sean Bean dies |
| 0:28.3 | I'm Red Scott and I'm I'm I don't wait let me take off this helmet and I'm Ivan Hernandez and I'm Nick Savatka and this is |
| 0:36.7 | Voice going swords the third best hey, I didn't say that we were playing no swords on this one |
| 0:42.7 | We can play no swords on the next one. We are covering Halo from Paramount plus |
| 0:48.7 | This is why did this happen? Are you confused by this too? Yeah, what is this guy's nine? We're covering a $90 million TV show |
| 0:56.6 | I bet it looks good |
| 0:58.8 | You'd think that you would think that would 90 million dollars. They would be able to hire a good lighting guy |
| 1:06.1 | Imagine a Paramount plus streaming show that cost 90 million dollars and having it not be based on Wayne's world |
| 1:12.8 | That's what we need in 2022. I don't this is |
| 1:17.9 | This is a bad show. Why are we even talking about this Ivan? Oh, this is a bad show |
| 1:23.3 | Because first of a first of all first of all they've been trying to make Halo. Yes for decades and I think it's a good idea |
| 1:30.2 | You know how much I love and it took decades to make this mediocre product also red it gets good by up supplies |
| 1:40.0 | There's only six episodes that right |
| 1:42.8 | I believe so and you haven't seen to five you don't believe that right no, no, no, of course not. I got to I got to |
| 1:48.7 | Half of the second episode and Paramount plus just refused to play |
| 1:53.0 | And I was like, you know what? I think that this new recommendation engine is great |
| 1:57.6 | That the recommendation engine that just stops a mediocre show if you're not really enjoying it |
| 2:02.3 | I have to admit the reason they have free trials is me |
| 2:06.3 | Do you know how often I started free trial for a podcast and end up paying for a month before I remember to cancel it very often that happens a lot |
| 2:13.2 | I've never this was actually difficult because I |
| 2:16.6 | Are apple tv is on my wife's password |
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