Hey, what's going on? This is the Saturday Down South podcast. I am Conor Girah.

Will, have you avoided monkey since we last spoke?

Listen, I am, uh, I'm of the camp that a pet monkey is actually a terrible idea.

This, if anything, is the best example of why it's a great idea. Because it's chaos for other people.

Like, you want to have a buddy with a pet monkey, but you don't want to have a pet monkey?

Yeah, monkeys are just chaos. Stay away from monkeys, man.

This or Bishop Sycamore wins the, uh, it's not an SB. It's more like a Reddit award for the

craziest story of the year. If you don't know what we're talking about, if you didn't see that

Jeff Banks, the Special Teams coach, Texas, the former assistant in Alabama, and his stripper

girlfriend. I think they're married. Married. Oh, good for them. Okay. Um, yeah, uh, her,

her pet monkey, which allegedly attacked a kid. Um, barely a college football story, but that

does not matter. Still just peak college football, the type of thing that you were probably thinking

yourself, well, this isn't real, then surely it is. That's like just one of the things that has

happened this week. Well, I, I hate to be that guy, but you are in a, in a spot that I was in

not too long ago, and I don't wish it upon my worst enemy. You are officially the latest SDS

victim of Twitter gone wrong of all the things that Twitter police is a video of the Backstreet

Boys should not be one of them. Yeah, I truly, so my Twitter got suspended. I'm no longer at

go so hard. Gotta, gotta get a second one right now. We just have a burner. But, uh, yeah, man,

I truly died like I lived. Uh, my last, my last tweet was me making fun of the college football

selection committee. And the thing that I got suspended for was one of my buddies who runs a big

UCF account was saying that UCF needs a version of jump around like Wisconsin. And I was like,

oh, I know you guys can work like use some local talent. And I posted a clip, a clip of I want it

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