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I'm Connor M. Gara.

Well, we haven't talked in a week, at least not in person like this.

It was weird not recording a Sunday pod.

You have a story for the people or so I hear.

Yes, I do.

So, okay, I have often joked that I haven't had a day off in like seven eight months right and i'm partially telling the sort of i haven't had a day off in over a year my jacian vacation's going to start right here exactly exactly right and so and and partially this to explain why i sound this way right and so okay last weekend army, no SEC games. I'm off of my day job, you know, Friday night. I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep this weekend. I'm going to just like put my phone on D&D. Sleep? What, what's that? Right, right, which is shocking to the people at home watching me because I look like I haven't slept in days. and here's why. So Saturday, I sleep in. I sleep to like, you know, 11.

And... Right, which is shocking to the people at home watching me because I look like I haven't slept in days. And here's why. So Saturday, I sleep in. I sleep to like, you know, 11. And about an hour before. You slept until 11 o'clock, Will? Yes. And until like an hour before I fully woke up, I, you know, do what you do when you're in a deep slumber. I got up and went to the restroom, right? And I come back to bed.

And I'm like, okay, cool.

So I wake up, go downstairs, make some breakfast. And I'm downstairs in my kitchen. Oh my gosh, what a great A. And I hear running water. And I'm like, that's crazy. There's no running water down here. And I look up. Well, it turns out, Connor, when I went to the restroom in my sleepy, stress-free slumber, my toilet overflowed.

And I left it overflowing for like an hour while I went back to sleep with my carefree life.

I have no stress.

I'm like, oh my gosh, I finally don't have to worry about a text.

I don't have to worry about what time kickoff is. I have, you can't hear the fans in my house right now. Can you? No, can't hear of that. You still have fans going. Oh, dude, there are 20. I had to call like Roto Router and all these different companies to come and redo my house. My downstairs is flooded, dog. your first floor, your main floor is flooded.

There all these different companies to come and redo my house. My downstairs is flooded, dog. Your first floor, your main floor is flooded. There is a quarantine barrier right now. And my first floor with zippers on it, separating my TV room from my kitchen. And my kitchen is covered in fans. And I like can't watch TV down there. They're so loud. Is it, not to get too graphic here. And I promise we will get to stuff. We have an entire playoff to preview. Dari Noca's going to join us a bit. We're

going to talk some portal. We have obviously playoff conversation with him related to Oklahoma

a lot of the week. We have a ton that we're going to get to today. But without getting too

graphic, this is a smell issue, if I'm not mistaken, on your first floor, correct?

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